polyester
Hand Wash Only
DONT TRY THIS AT HOME: Listen, you dont have to do this but all the guys on your dorm floor are chanting Do it! Do it! We wouldnt want to upset the crowd of hammered college kids, would we?
FORK IN THE TOASTER: Sparks fly when youre with your partner. This super-charged couples costume set includes a sleek, silvery fork costume and irresistible toaster suit to go with it
ITS ELECTRIC: Sure to win costume contests and plenty of laughs on Halloween night! If this doesnt suit your fancy, perhaps youd prefer Hauntlooks Fork Socket costume?
NO REAL ELECTRICITY: Made from 100% polyester and a little dark humor. Resists wrinkles and shrinking, wish I could say the same about myself. Hand wash and hang to dry
WHATS YOUR #HAUNTLOOK? A what? I dont know what #hauntlook is If youre reading this, Debra, come back! Have you been getting my calls and texts?
